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The Chronic Rift is a podcast based on the popular New York City public access show of the 90's. Each week, we offer news, reviews, interviews, discussion, and commentary on all aspects of pop culture with a heavy emphasis on science fiction and fantasy.
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1 74: In Review - I Can't Count
2 73: Spotlight - Wadjet Eye Games
3 March 2010 Promo
4 72: Spotlight - Juliet Landau
5 67: Spotlight - Luke Romyn
6 49: Roundtable - Sherlock Holmes
7 50: In Review - Can You Tell Me How To Get
8 52: Roundtable - 80s Cartoons
9 53: Spotlight - Robert J. Sawyer
10 44: Spotlight - Shore Leave 2009, Part Two
1. 68: Spotlight - Luke Romyn
2. 50: Roundtable - Sherlock Holmes
3. 47: Spotlight - Paul Cornell
4. 67: In Review - What's in the Box?
5. 46: Roundtable - Zombies

Platforms
In listening to the Rozansky interview, it sounds to me like he wants to own the rights to your creation with his platform scheme. He's a small publisher and it's always a risk for him to take on any new property as he, more than a large publisher, can't afford to lose money. On the other hand, he knows that ongoing properties are hot and people want the continuing story of anything they read or watch, not being content with just being told a good story. With this platform scheme, it sounds like he holds the rights and if you're not an adept editor yourself in submitting it, then you don't dictate where your story goes next. Doesn't sound very firm to me.
Final Rankings
Based on number of downloads, here is how the 12 Days of Riftmas played out during the holiday season:
1. Day Twelve
2. Day One
3. Day Two
4. Day Four
5. Day Three - In Review
6. Day Ten - David Rozansky Spotlight
7. Day Eleven
8. Day Eight
9. Day Six, Seven, and Nine
12. Day Five
Thanks so much to all of you who took the time to listen to all the episodes and comment. Despite some of the setbacks, I consider this a success and will definitely make it a yearly event.
John
Creator, Producer, All Around God-Like Being
"What? Too much?"
moon man
I didn't listen to Dan's only because I haven't seen "Moon" yet and didn't want to hear any spoilers! I'm curious to hear his interview with David Bowie's offsprung after I've seen it, though.
12 days
All,
I know I'm late posting this, but I wanted to say, thanks to all for the 12 Days of Riftmas. From this listener's perspective it was clearly an unqualified success. And again, as a listener and a fan, I hope this can become an annual occurrence. I also hope that, having the experience of doing it will make the next one easier and more enjoyable for cast and crew. John, a true "huzzah" to you for managing to keep all those balls in the air during what already such a busy time of year.
I meant to mention this before, but in case I haven't: a big thanks to all the "significant others" who share their loved ones with all us listeners on a regular basis!
So, all, enjoy your break until the next episode! And again, thanks for a truly enjoyable holiday experience.
Bill
You're Very Welcome
12 Days of Riftmas was a hoot and a half.
"The monkey is French?"
"All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?"
Curmudgeonly Music
Heard a lot of stuff I liked in that assortment. An adventurous and enjoyable mix. Thank you, sirs! It may be too much of a request, but just in case David has one handy, I'd be very glad to see a playlist of the tracks he selected so I can find them on Jamendo (the podsafe music website he mentioned pulling them from). I understand if he'd rather not bother!
Music List
David did give me a music list which I embedded in the episode, but forgot to post here.
1. Covered Clouds - Wer nur den lieben Gott lasst walten (G Neumark 1657, gm) (From WEINACHTEN)
2. Forty Winks - Christmas Visit (from CHRISTMAS VISIT)
3. Frozen Silence - Frozen Christmas (from CHRISTMAS CAROLS)
4. Les Residus Plasmiques- Le pere Noel dit (consomme et souris) (from ON FAIT PEUR AUX SAPINS!)
5. MMB Digidesigns - Light Bells Parts 1-3 (from CHRISTMAS BELLS)
6. Pascale Donati dite PasStelleM - Mes premiers Noels (from MES PREMIERS NOELS)
7. Pol B Binarymind - Hymne a la joie (from LA TANGO DE DON COCHONCHIMSO
8. Torley On Piano - Santalales (from HOLIDIUM - FESTIVE HOLIDAY PIANO!)
All tracks from http://jamendo.com
John
Creator, Producer, All Around God-Like Being
"What? Too much?"
Glitch Has Been Fixed
You will have to download the episode again. Sorry about the inconvenience. It was my fault. Somehow I managed to loop the intro through the episode.
John
Creator, Producer, All Around God-Like Being
"What? Too much?"
no inconvenience...
You guys make this and all I have to do is click a button on iTunes. Thank you for the hard work.
Day 10 seems to have a technical error
At least the copy I downloaded on iTunes does. At the 3:04 mark a second copy of the episode starts playing on top of the copy that's already playing, making things very confusing!
Looking Into It
This did happen once before. I'll have to upload the episode again. I'll let you all know when it's available.
John
Creator, Producer, All Around God-Like Being
"What? Too much?"
From quantum singularities to ... professional wrestling???
Hi, Hawk. I just finished listening to your episode while I was on the bus this morning, and it was a hoot and a half. I must admit that I've never actually read A Fire Upon the Deep, but I've just reserved a copy so I will rectify that situation very soon. I still think that my favorite Doctor (Jon Pertwee) could take out your favorite Doctor with a couple of well-placed judo chops, but I certainly identify with the odd feeling of leaving our favorite Doctor from childhood behind. Tom Baker still comes in second on my all-time favorites list, though.
And while I have often tried to stay far away from professional wrestling, fate has occasionally forced it upon me. When I was a young teenager taking classes at my local kung-fu school, professional wrestling was often a topic of conversation among the guys, so I couldn't escape the discussion of Sargeant Slaughter, et al. And once when I was around 18 or so, I was dragged into service to take my younger brother (an enormous wrestling fan) to see a WWF event at Madison Square Garden. I expected to be bored and traumatized, but I decided to turn a negative into a positive and bring a notepad and a pen, so I could write an exciting expose of the professional wrestling world. While I never submitted my article to the Village Voice as I'd planned, it was still an exciting exercise in writing nonfiction for me. Oh, and the title of my piece, "Professional Wrestling and the Tinkerbell Revival System," referred to my comparison of how the way that a "losing" wrestler could be revived by the crowd's applause was a lot like the way that Tinkerbell was revived by the applause of the crowd in the theatrical version of Peter Pan. So while wrestling will never hold as dear a place in my heart as it does in yours, I can certainly understand and appreciate its storytelling and theatrical elements.
And jeez, it's not like I don't have guilty pleasures of my own ...
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I finally finished A Fire Upon the Deep
So let's see, I said I was ordering this book at the end of December, and I just finished it in the middle of February. That sounds about right. This book was so densely written (and had such tiny print) that I kept thinking that I must have lost some of my brain cells and some of my attention span since my college days. Then again, I was also reading this book while I was in the midst of reading and reviewing other books, listening to podcasts, playing video games, etc.
That being said, I'm glad that I made it through to the end of this story. Vinge's novel introduced me to some of the most incredible alien races I could ever have imagined ... okay, to be fair, I could NEVER have imagined some of these races. It was also an exciting and suspenseful story, with characters that I grew to care about. And all in all, the mental calisthenics were worth it. My brain probably needed the exercise, anyway.
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Do you understand why this is
Do you understand why this is my favorite science fiction novel now? :D
- Hawk
Orenthal ep fiendishly fun
Coming in I thought it might be rambling as it was one guy talking by himself about a very large subject and I've heard some bad examples of that on iTunes, but this was fun, loved the aborted tour. (Never heard that "yadda yadda yadda" variation "gobby gobby gobby" before!) It felt like an audio letter from a friend.
Hope Hawk got the quantum singularity fixed... I haven't had any flash forwards yet.
Thanks much
The whole audio letter from a friend effect was actually was what I was going for so I'm happy it came across that way.
I was trying to be conversational, as conversational as one can be when talking with himself and it's nice to know that someone noticed. :-)
Again thanks.
As far as the "quantum singularity", we had to call a plumber. Apparently a singularity is the universe's version of a drain. Who knew?
Ditto
I'd like to concur with Pinkhamster. I really enjoyed the episode.
As always, in the car I had several comments I wanted to add here, and as always, most of them have been lost in the void. I did want to mention, regarding favorite Doctors... Pertwee was the first Doctor I saw, back in the 70's when WTTW in Chicago ran the show for a few years. I found the Brig a much more sympathetic character than the Doctor; I'm sure that says something about me, but I'm not sure what. In the early 80's I reconnected with the show during the Tom Baker years. By the time Baker left I was really tired of his shtick, and I really enjoyed the Davison years.
I have a strong fondness for most of the Doctors. However, William Hartnell has become my favorite Doctor. The relationship between the members of the original crew was complex and real and I don't think it's ever been matched.
Anyway, Orenthal, thanks for a fun episode!
"A Letter from Guatalajara" -- wow!
I am not very Zorro-savvy, and came to the story with low expectations based on vague cultural memories of buffoon soldier villains easily and endlessly humiliated by a gentleman bandit who enjoys tearing up the clothes of men and women alike and leaving Z-shaped scars on various body parts in scenes with unspoken S&M undertones. I was surprised to find instead a villain sympathetically portrayed (though not to the point that we root for his success), who unexpectedly came to his villainous role and cynical outlook via a path of idealistic altruism and chaste romantic love. The transition from the villain relishing the sounds of the bully receiving his lashing to relishing the beauty of his lady love was inspired, as was the scene where he identifies Zorro through his grin, mustache, and manner of speaking of the poor. A very welcome listen, capped by the delicious absurdity of the reverently arranged chicken cluck music Jon chose to close out the show. Thanks, folks!
thanks so much!
Glad you enjoyed the story!
The tale was inspired by reading the first Zorro anthology, Tales of Zorro, and seeing all the stories that painted Monastario as a fairly one-dimensional villain. But the man, truly, was just doing his job -- after all, he represented the very Spanish government that Zorro opposed. However, he also had a particular disdin for the peasants (not unusual for the time, really) and for priests and friars and such.
So I wanted to explore what made him tick, why he had such deep-seated animosity. It was a lot of fun to do. :)
Keith R.A. DeCandido | keith@decandido.net | kradical.livejournal.com
"Even when you turn your back, you're still facing something."
Snow Miser
Well, Pinkhamster, some of us definitely got a real-life Chronic Drift.
All right, Mr. Snow Miser, you've won this round. Next time I've got to shovel 20 inches of snow, though, I'm hunting you down....
Everyone, (well everyone on the east coast of the US from Virginia on up), you can retire "Let it Snow" from your play list.... (which, to render this point semi-on-topic, is another not-really-a-Christmas-song you hear on many a Christmas play list.)
Fortunately I have "The 12 Days of Riftmas" to get me through the storm... :)
White Collar
To respond to Orenthal's comment about my feelings about White Collar, I want to emphasize that what I said was that the surprise ending of the fall finale was something that "ruined everything I liked about the show." Without getting into spoilers, suffice it to say that the thing that appealed to me the most about the show was that particular character, and most of what I liked about that character turns out to be a complete lie if that revelation holds up, thus ruining my favorite part of the show.
It doesn't necessarily ruin the show as such, and in fact could make for some interesting stories going forward. But they drove a stake through the thing I liked best about it, sadly.
Also, per USA's new ads, the show's coming back on Tuesday 19 January, so at least we don't have to wait all that long...
Keith R.A. DeCandido | keith@decandido.net | kradical.livejournal.com
"Even when you turn your back, you're still facing something."
I understood what you were
I understood what you were getting at. My point was that unless we know what that revelation actually means, you DON'T KNOW if they've driven a stake through what you liked most about the show.
If the revelation holds up, you're 100% right, but if it doesn't and there is a clever reasoning behind it. You've put the cart before the horse.
very true
Very true, indeed.
Besides, if you put the cart before the horse, you just get a pissed-off horse.............
Keith R.A. DeCandido | keith@decandido.net | kradical.livejournal.com
"Even when you turn your back, you're still facing something."
Justin Case
Thanks for this Christmas gift! Must have been an interesting job for you, John.
Two side-notes:
a) after listening to this radio play, I listened to another iTunes podcast from the show "Risk," and in their latest episode a comedian coincidentally told the story of getting a job in a TV ad campaign for AFLAC featuring a detective named Justin Case who would talk to people on the street. He said that the ad campaign was passed over in favor of the AFLAC duck.
b) here in Oregon when HD radio was introduced our local public radio station used one of its alternate bands for a radio service for the blind that included radio drama. I was a fan, even though I'm blessed with sight. Unfortunately they were phased out rather quickly, I guess budget cuts.
Heh!
I thought I was being cute and original when I created Justin Case for WCRS Radio Stage. "Just in case you need a private investigator, you can count on Justin Case." In doing a Google search a few years back, I found the name being used in a variety of ways. In any event, it was a lot of fun to write. I did three of those for WCRS and four Old Curiosity Shop tales. OCS was an anthology series where people purchased items in an antique store only to find that the items affected their lives in ways they couldn't imagine. If I'm ever stuck for a Rift episode again, I'll stick one of those in there.
John
Creator, Producer, All Around God-Like Being
"What? Too much?"
Nice Job!
And hey, extra kudos to you for getting Herbie the Misfit Elf to do the intro for this episode!
:)
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Review episode
It is way, way past my bedtime, but I did want to say that this last review episode of 2009 was one of the best. Lots of very interesting discussions. Just wanted to mention that, John, I share your fondness for "A Muppet Family Christmas". In particular, the ending (the scene in the kitchen) always brings a lump to my throat, especially considering what would happen just a few years later.
And one other point....I can remember having very mixed feelings about "Rudolf" as a child, mainly because of how they portrayed Santa as a real jerk.
It just felt really odd, as a child, to see old St. Nick portrayed like that.
Nice Episode, Judy!
Thanks for telling our audience about that worthy (and geek-friendly!) charity.
And I'm glad to see that the idea of hot guys reading the phone book with their shirts off is still alive and well :)
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Why, thank you; thank you
Why, thank you; thank you very much.
"The monkey is French?"
"All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?"
Andrea's Gift Suggestions
Here is the list. You can find links to everything in the Amazon store at the bottom of the page.
The Curious Garden by Peter Brown
The Plot Chickens by Mary Jane and Herm Auch
Jeremy Draws a Monster by Peter McCarty
Naked Mole Rat Gets Dressed by Mo Willems
Theodosia and the Serpents of Chaos by R.L. LaFevers
Theodosia and the Staff of Osiris " " "
I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President by Josh Lieb
Tyranny by Lesley Fairfield
Into the Wild Nerd Yonder by Julie Halpern
Goth Girl Rising by Barry Lyga
Stitches: A Memoir by David Small
Coraline DVD
Up DVD
Beatles Rock Band
John
Creator, Producer, All Around God-Like Being
"What? Too much?"
Just to Clarify One Small Point ...
The podcast description of my Riftmas episode [ETA: the description I see on my iPod as I'm listening to the episode] says that I'm going to be giving holiday gift ideas for young adults and teens, which are technically the same age group. What it should say is "children and teens," because I not only worked within my comfort zone of books for teens, but I also spent time in my library's children's room looking for good picture books for younger children and chapter books for older children. And some titles I recommended cross over between children and teens, and teens and adults. Plus I even recommended things that weren't books at all! So if you need some last-minute gift recommendations for kids of any age, or even for yourself, make sure you check out this episode.
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Oh, and...
I bought The Curious Garden for my nephew.
"The monkey is French?"
"All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?"
Your recommendations are
Your recommendations are off-the-hook cool.
"The monkey is French?"
"All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?"
Corrected
I've corrected the listing as well as included the list of items there and here in the forums.
John
Creator, Producer, All Around God-Like Being
"What? Too much?"