On Riftku

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Keith brings the TV
Orenthal brings the Fiendish
It's a review show

 

Great topics abound

Our guests offer thoughts profound

It's the Roundtable

Spotlight Haiku

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Keith does the talking.

Juliet has a movie.

It's not about Dru.

John
Creator, Producer, All Around God-Like Being
"What?  Too much?"

"Vogon Poetry is of course

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"Vogon Poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem, Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off ... The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England in the destruction of the planet Earth."

 

I think John might have upset the rankings....

Dave Finnerty
Code Monkey

Uh-Huh

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John plus haiku means ...

Be very, very afraid:

Death by poetry!

Are we Riftians? Riftees? Or Members of the Round Table?

Another

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Andrea shouts out

She hangs out in eighties bars

Is she really hip?

Love you ;)

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John
Creator, Producer, All Around God-Like Being
"What?  Too much?"