Mighty Movie's Temple of Bad: STARCRASH
And if you just couldn't get enough of STAR WARS, then the ever-inventive Italian filmmakers were willing to feed your hunger with STARCRASH, a faithful replication of CHAPTER IV: A NEW HOPE -- if by "faithful" one means cheesy special effects, hammy acting and a storyline so muddled that audiences couldn't help but proclaim, "Y'know, THE PHANTOM MENACE wasn't that bad." Forsaking their Jedi code, Temple of Bad residents Andrea Lipinski, Kevin Lauderdale, and Dan Persons allow themselves a flirtation with the Dark Side -- one that here also claims the souls of Caroline Munro, Marjoe Gortner, Christopher Plummer and (swoon) David Hasselhoff -- and in this episode unburden themselves of an experience so devastating that even Lord Darth Vader would have cried, "Padme! Noooooooo!!!" Oh, wait, he did. Never mind.
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